when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.