I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Take baths

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Talk to my cat.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.