Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.