Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.