Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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check shower for murder then pee

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I want to suck on your penis

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Ur mum

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I was the real Stig...

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.