i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Think about breathing...

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.