When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I pee in the shower.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.