standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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i use dental dams

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.