Watch the same movies over and over

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Make up a song to yourself.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.