on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.