Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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shag your mom

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Take baths

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Talk to my cat.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.