Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Ur mum

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.