I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.