I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i masturbate with my feet

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.