I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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suck my own penis

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.