Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.