When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I never feel bored

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.