turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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fap

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.