That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.