When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.