When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.