Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Courtesy flush.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.