Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.