taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.