CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Being fat

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Dancing while hoovering

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.