I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.