during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.