worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.