The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

im going to rape that girl

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.