The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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im going to rape that girl

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.