think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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shag your mom

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.