Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.