I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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penis

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.