Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I like to poo while smoking.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.