Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.