You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.