When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.