Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.