I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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ASMR

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.