Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Pee in the shower

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.