Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.