Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.