I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.