I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Pee in the shower

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.