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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.