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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.