Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

ASMR

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.