In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.