Pretend i'm a sim.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.