Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.