Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.