RAPE CHILDREN

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I read the down voted posts

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I have seen a UFO

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.