Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I sleep in the nude.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.