I don't read the terms of service.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.