Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.