Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.