Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.