Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Go outside and pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.