I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.