I pee in the shower. :3

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.