I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.