Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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My parents are annoying.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.