When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.