Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.