i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have a phobia of incest

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.