Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Vote for the other guy

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.