When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.