If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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conundrum.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I control water in the shower.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.