Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

im going to rape that girl

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Still record on VHS tapes.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.