Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.