Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.