turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.