Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.