laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.