Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.