When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.