Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.