Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I **** with no hands.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.