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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Breathe.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.