I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.