- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.