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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.