When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.