You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.