Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.