Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.