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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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speak proper english
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.