masturbate quietly in my room.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.