When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.