When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.