If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.