trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.