incognito mode on google chrome

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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whale sperm

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.