Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I hold my breath in elevators

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I have walked into a sliding glass door

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.