If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.