Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.