Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.