I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.