after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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suck my own penis

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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sing in the shower

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.