Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.