Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I control water in the shower.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

I chew my ice cream.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.