When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always cry when I pray.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.