whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I put big spaces in between comments

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Boinked my neighbor

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

wipe your hands on your pants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.