turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.