Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.