I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.