Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.