Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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shag your mom

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.