I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I used to eat bath bubbles

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.