Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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conundrum.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.