When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I was the real Stig...

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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wonder who wrote these things

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.