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Pee in the shower
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.