When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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hallo

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Smoking in the shower.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.