I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.