When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.