When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.