When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.