I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

jack off

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.