Take off the ends of the banana (

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Play Minecraft

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Pee in the shower

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.