I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.