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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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check shower for murder then pee
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.