Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.