I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.