Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Thinking your life is a movie...

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I gotta get down of Friday

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

sit in the shower

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Breathe.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.