Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.