Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.