Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.