masturbate quietly in my room.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.