I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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whale sperm

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.