Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.