When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

smoke marijuana

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I gotta get down of Friday

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.