After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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suck my own penis

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.