I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.