when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.