When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.