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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.