When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I cant ride a bike

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.