I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.