Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.