I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I control water in the shower.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.