I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.