When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.