Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Having gay sex

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Eat ice by itself

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.