Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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misread dig bick

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.