Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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sit in the shower

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Breathe.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.