walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Talk to my cat.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

The older I get the more honest I get

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.