When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I cant ride a bike

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.