You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.