always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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humiliating little girls

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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listen to madonnas new album

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.