I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.