I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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blink

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Be a loner at school

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.