I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Having gay sex

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.