whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.