When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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sing in the shower

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I control water in the shower.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.