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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.