Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wonder who wrote these things

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.