Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.