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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.