Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.