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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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I want to suck on your penis
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.