Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.