When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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smoke marijuana

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.