whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Boinked my neighbor

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.