I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Breathe.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.