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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.