Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Having gay sex

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.