Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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sing in the shower

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I control water in the shower.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.