- Things You Think Only You Do

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Only use the left earphone.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Pretend animals talk to you!

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.