Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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sit in the shower

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.