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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Boinked my neighbor
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.