I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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shag your mom

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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humiliating little girls

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.