When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.