Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I always cry when I pray.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.