Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Breathe.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.