When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Look at my poop before flushing

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I cant ride a bike

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.