when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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smoke marijuana

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Tear up when I poop

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Having gay sex

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.