When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.