When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pee in the shower.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I eat ass

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.