When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.