Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.