Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I gotta get down of Friday

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

sit in the shower

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.