google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.