when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Being fat

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

blink

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.