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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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I eat ass
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.