Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.