Go for a 10 mile run.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Giving my dog a massage.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.