- Things You Think Only You Do

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.