I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Pee in the shower

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I rape small children ;).

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.