Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Picking my nose.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.