Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.