Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.