Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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The older I get the more honest I get

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.