I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I always cry when I pray.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.