Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I always cry when I pray.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.