getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.