When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.