Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Talk to my cat.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.