Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.