When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.