Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.