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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Play Minecraft
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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I hit the frig after sex
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.