When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.