I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.