Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Your mom

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.