Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.