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I really like taking shits.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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k. everyone
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.