always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Smoking in the shower.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Look at my poo before I flush it.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Go for a 10 mile run.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.