Wonder why there are sites like this.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Pee in the shower

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.