stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I pee in the shower.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.