While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.