Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.