Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

laziness .... its all in the mind

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Talk to my cat.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.