I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.