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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.