make south park refferences every day

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.