I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I always cry when I pray.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.