when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.