Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.