When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Think about breathing...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Pee in the shower

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.