I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.