After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.