Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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hallo

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.