use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.