I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.