Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Go outside and pee.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.