Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.