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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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check shower for murder then pee
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.