I chew my ice cream.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.