never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.