When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.