Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I can see a magic eye image

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.