Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.