When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Smoking in the shower.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.