I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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im going to rape that girl

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.