Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.