I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.