Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I pee in the shower.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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misread dig bick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.