When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.