Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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hallo

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fart

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.