when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I have never watched Star Wars.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Poo really loud

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I apologize, when i bump against things.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.