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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.