Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I can see a magic eye image

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.