Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.