I have never watched Star Wars.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Poo really loud

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I apologize, when i bump against things.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.