I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.