When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Tear up when I poop

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.