Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.