Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.