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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I never feel bored

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I chew around the center of carrots.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.