when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Poo really loud

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.