Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.