Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Dancing while hoovering

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.