I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Eat ice by itself

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.