Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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suck my own penis

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.