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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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k. everyone
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.