make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When I'm scared in the shower sing

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Poo really loud

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.