I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Pee in the shower

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.