Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.