Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.