Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I never feel bored

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.