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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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-53
When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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-100
When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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-70
hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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+101
When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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+11
filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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-51
Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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-32
Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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-37
pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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