Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.