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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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sit in the shower
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.