Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.