Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

thumb_up thumb_down -20

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

thumb_up thumb_down -152

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

thumb_up thumb_down -93

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

????????????????????C?????????

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Poop naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.