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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.