Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Pee in the shower

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.