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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Poo really loud
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.