I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.