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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.