Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.