Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Tear up when I poop

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.