I chew my ice cream.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.