Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I toot.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I was the real Stig...

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.