- Things You Think Only You Do

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Set Fire to the Rain

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.