Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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conundrum.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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shag your mom

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.