pick your nose and eat it

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Only use the left earphone.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.