Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I dip my pizza crust in soda

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Stab myself on a daily basis

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.