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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.