Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.