smoke marijuana

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I **** with no hands.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.