I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.