When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.