watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.