I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.