I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.