whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.