Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.