I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.