I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.