Tried to suck ur own penis

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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being super bored at school

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.