Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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fap

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I sleep in the nude.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.