You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.