sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.