When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.