Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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ASMR

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.