Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I rape small children ;).

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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make south park refferences every day

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.