write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.