my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.