See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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sit in the shower

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.