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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I have seen a UFO

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.