I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.