Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.