pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Take baths

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.