When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Peeing in the shower

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.