Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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misread flashlight

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.