Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.