Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.