When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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conundrum.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.