I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.