Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.