Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.