When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Peeing in the shower

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.