Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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pick your nose and eat it

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.