Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.