Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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smoke marijuana

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.