- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at my poop before flushing

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

open the fridge A eat food B think

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.