Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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sit in the shower

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.