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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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fap

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.