I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.