Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.