Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Made after doomsday plans

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being super bored at shool

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.