When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.