Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I read the down voted posts

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.