Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.