When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.