When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.