Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.