You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I think about other women when having sex

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.