Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.