sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.