like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.