- Things You Think Only You Do

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

make south park refferences every day

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.