I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Being fat

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.